made my buddy start actin like a maricon
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| Review Date: August 9, 2010 |
| Reviewer: Ernest Hemingway "M", |
I wore the Mambo to a nice barbeque at James K's house, the guy was actin like a Maricone so I won't ware it anymore.
The ladies at the after party were matin' like a pack of stray dogs, disgustin! |
Mature men like Mambo
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| Review Date: November 4, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Ronald G. Felthoven, seattle, WA USA |
| Mambo is the classic choice for the mature Jewgene. Keep it in the refrigerator for an even more intense Mambo experience. Wear it in your limo for a Mambo clam bake. |
Are you a man or a Mund?
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| Review Date: November 1, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Domo J. Kingscliff, Half Moon Bay, CA USA |
Are you a man or a Mund?
My sons Sonny, Michael & Fredo loves this stuff and uses it all the time. If you keep the bottles in the refrigerator it will last for like 8 years. For the mature male 65 years or older. Also good for pet dander and eczema.
It Makes me feel like a real Italian
I am a Jewgene. Mambo put me over the top to becoming one. Before Mambo I was struggling to become Italian but after Mambo the Jewgene transformation took place. I keep 10 bottles in my fridge at all times. The downside is that my wife Bonnie left me because of my obsession with Mambo. Well she left because I cheated on her with strippers and whorahs but who cares. She doesnt know what shes missin! Mambo and Jewgenes for life!
I Drove my wife away
My wife Bonnie hated this Mambo, she said I smelled like a guido. I told her I am trying to be Italian, so I wear Armani sunglasses and Mambo perfume. She was disgusted with me and left me. I threw away my rubbers and spend my time at strip clubs, they LOVE accept me and my Mambo!!!
-Ronnie
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PEACE AND LOVE
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| Review Date: November 5, 2008 |
| Reviewer: David Clark, Peoria, Az. United States |
| I used this stuff to fix the petcock on my limo. Worked perfectly. Highly recommended! |
My friend Gregg says it helps him score
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| Review Date: November 4, 2008 |
| Reviewer: S. Dean, BFE |
| My friend Gregg P. said that he scores like crazy with coworkers and regular girls because of Mambo. He's about meeting guys and girls, and this scent has really helped him. I bought some, but no such luck for me. Maybe it's because I am hideous looking. |
Mambo
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| Review Date: November 6, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Mark Carpenter, Chicago, IL United States |
| A great smelling cologne. Perfect for the guy under 5'5" who wears turtle necks with a sport coat. |
mambo is better than NASCAR
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| Review Date: November 5, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Keith W. Gester, |
| I drive a limo for a living. One of my clients, Beth said she can always tell when I'm driving because the entire limo reeks of Mambo. |
Keep 10 bottles in ya fridge
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| Review Date: November 6, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Tom, |
| I put on a tona Mambo and drove my limo ta Rick's. Okay? Afta I did the Hopey Kopey, all the strippahs and even the regulah chicks loved the smell. Now, everybody tawks about my cologne insteada my abrasive personality, cuhlad goatee, turtlenecks, old age, nawcalepsy, extreme lack a height and intellagence, owa the radiculous mismatch in my bein a security gawd. So what's yowa problem?! Ah we done? Whatevah. Can I go now? |
Mamboliscious
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| Review Date: November 5, 2008 |
| Reviewer: K. Drohan, |
| I bought a mini dorm fridge to go with the two cases I ordered. This stuff gets better with age and optimal refridgeration. It's quite the hit at my block party, I raffle a bottle off every year. |
Perfect!
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| Review Date: February 26, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Audrey Adama, USA |
| My fiance had mentioned this cologne to me and how he had it once but didn't know if stores carried it anymore. No stores in our town carried it, so I turned to Amazon and found it! It came quickly during the week of Valentine's Day and was in perfect condition! This cologne smells so great!! We will definetely be purchasing it again! |
Great Scent
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| Review Date: August 18, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Patrick B. Gillis, Beverly, MA |
| An amazing scent that anytime I wear it I get compliments from women and men(if your into that)...I was very happy when I found this product on Amazon because I hadn't seen it in a store in almost 3 years. Definitely a bargain. |
The best thing that has ever happened. And the worst.
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| Review Date: November 11, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Al R. Budz, |
| I guess my timing was off, but had I purchased this 9 months ago, it may have saved my marriage. On the other hand, the women LOVE this stuff. Whether they are dancers or party girls, everyone has something to say, and they KNOW when I hit the dancefloor. If you are of the NASCAR, mullet, salamander tattoo ilk, then this cologne's for you! I already have a small army of stern but fun friends that have purchased this--Bob O'Buey, Eric N., and Arthur L. have all agreed----Papa loves the Mambo!! |
I love mambo
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| Review Date: November 6, 2008 |
| Reviewer: miked, New York, NY |
| This scent makes women go crazy. Even if you have Playboy mudflaps on your car you can still get chicks with this stuff, trust me. Even if you had a tattoo of your dead dog on your back, you can still get chicks if you wear this stuff. The thing you need to remember is to slather on about half the bottle, you want EVERYONE to smell it. I recommend ordering 10 bottles, so you can store them in the refrigerator. If you want to step into "the life", grab yourself a bottle of Mambo and start living the mature man's dream. |
Sprayed it on my Petcock
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| Review Date: November 11, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Hand Washing In Utah, Rockville Centre |
So I have been trouble gettin heat to the back of my limo. Then I sprayed Mambo all over my petcock and BAM, started working great.
You can also use Mambo to clean up vomit that supermodels spew all over the limo from smelling it.
I say A+!!
Ronnie. |
Great buy!
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| Review Date: July 10, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Kim Rash, NC |
| Great service, i was very happy with my order. I couldn't believe the price, i would have paid at least twice at the store for what i got. |
Smells so good....
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| Review Date: February 15, 2010 |
| Reviewer: Tinker Bell, Oregon |
| There is something about this cologne that just smells so delicious on my husband. Don't let the name or price fool you...I love it, as well as my husband, who is quite picky. A very sexy cologne. |
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